February 2012
22 posts
breakoffthechains:
So…stupid puppy is stupid. She decides to play with the balloon, then gets tangled. And in her effort to get untangled, she catches everything else.
Sigh.
Such bad spring fever I actually feel sick.
Who the hell is One Direction and why should I...
breakoffthechains:
Sigh. I miss him already.
Yup. I’ve missed you since I woke up.
ashelbee asked: auggy bear, I'm missing you! I'm happy to see you reblogged me. it makes me feel a little famous. much love :)
"love is so much simpler than you realize, If you...
January 2012
66 posts
7 tags
http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com
Brainstir: HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING SALAMI SANDWICH →
printed-in-gold:
STEP 1
Get all of your fucking shit together already, Jesus Christ!
STEP 2
Get two god damn pieces of bread (whole wheat you cunt, don’t fuck around).
STEP 3
Spread some sweet ass cream cheese on that bread! Why cream cheese? Because, it’s delicious and…
If you scroll upwards its Rick regurgitating a sandwich and putting it back in the packaging.
School has got me down.
“A realist of love will run out of rum” - Cold War Kids
Awkward White Boy Problems:
The awkward moment when you are one of the few white people on the long bus ride home and the movie being played is about the slave trade…
“Ummm I’m sorry…?”